Friday

Okay first if you haven't heard the original version if Friday by Rebecca Black, you're not missing anything. In fact you're most likely better off for never having heard it.

Having seen the video only once, I felt my IQ actually lower while watching it. It's like Winnie Cooper's 13 year old daughter, with the voice of the robot from Small Wonder, is singing lyrics half written by the guy from LFO, who's now on Ritalin and has become a pedophile and the other half of the lyrics are by Ralph Wiggum. "We so excited" Really?!? "Me Fail English, that's unpossible!" On top of that, the so called "Hot Video Babes" are 12 and have braces and ... AND ... AND! There's a rap break down 3/4 of the way through the song. I've never wanted Miley Cyrus to kick someones ass so badly before.

One of the seven signs of the Apocalypse I swear. Anyhoot, out of the wreckage, comes Kyle Puccia (AKA Epic Mullet Guy) who turns it into a emo piano ballad. You can download it for free at http://kylepuccia.com/